Mysteries of missing socks & armpit farts

It’s officially over. The end of an era. Another chapter closed. I said goodbye like I had done so many times before. Tucking the name “Gregory House” away with the others before him … Jack Bauer… Dawson… Chandler Bing… Felicity. In last Tuesday’s series finale, the producer explained that it was the puzzles — the [...]

You had me at Thriller

Yeah, I’m talking to you Phillip Phillips. For those of you who wrote off American Idol when it parted ways with Simon Cowell, you missed the incredible talents of Phillip Phillips, this year’s acoustic strummer and Idol winner in the ‘Matchbox Twenty/Dave Matthews’ mold. As a former pawn shop worker, he stole America’s hearts months [...]

8 reasons ELLEN should come to Mom Prom

If you haven’t heard, I’m hosting this teeny-tiny event (umm, NOT) called The Mom Prom. In a nutshell, Mom Proms are charity events that resemble Prom — but without our pimply-faced sidekicks we called dates. Thanks to a genius idea from a mom in Michigan, proms are popping up all over the U.S., raising thousands [...]

SoMo’s Crystal Ball Predictions for 2012

As always, the glitzy world of high-profile celebrities have unfolded a year full of shocking headlines. Startling splits, tragic deaths, controversial weddings, public meltdowns. Now, my friends, it does not take a genius to predict that another year of surprises are in the cards. So please, pull up a chair, and lookie here into my [...]

The one where I pretend I’m The Fashion Police at the AMAs

There was no shortage of fashion nightmares at last night’s American Music Awards — even with Gaga absent. So just in case you missed it, I’ll get right down to business and present to you “The worst of the 2011 AMAs.” 1. Nicki Minaj kicked off this year’s American Music Awards like only Nicki Minaj [...]


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