Fit 2 B Tied Friday … Never Say Never

I have a burning question that will, without a doubt, produce a few eyerolls from my fellow moms. *cue large, dramatic pause
WHERE’s the love for my boy Justin Bieber?
If you’ve seen his recent documentary you may have been a little surprised. Low income family. Christian, single mom. Musical talent from birth.
Call me crazy but I [...]

Fit To Be Tied Friday

They’re doing a new show: Celebrity Corpse, where you dig up someone after five years and try to guess who they were.
Ok, this is a joke (April Fools) but I truly believe that if it were real, it would get high ratings.
Today, we welcome fellow funny mom, Gynis, from Moms In Venting and she is [...]

Fit To Be Tied Friday, To Ms. Katy Perry

Dear Ms. Katy Perry,
Let me get straight to the point here. I think you are an amazing performer and I really do love your music. However, there is just one problem … so do my children.
You see, my daily attempts to drown out any inappropriate lyrics in the car are only rivaled by screams from [...]

Fit To Be Tied Friday

{Read with heavy sarcasm}
Dear Mr. School Picture Day Photographer,
I don’t even know where to begin to thank you for the stack of school portraits that I didn’t order that you sent home from school with my darling today. It appears you worked hard to capture the natural beauty while posing her with her hands folded [...]

Fit To Be Tied Friday

According to research, almost 4 in 10 kids watch the news or have daily exposure to it. As a mom, I have to wonder how are they processing what they see? Does my 5-year-old really understand that, chances are, we will never see an earthquake like the one in Haiti here at home? Should my [...]

Fit To Be Tied Friday

It is a scene we have all been stuck in at the most inconvenient of times: The clock was ticking, my kids and I were starving, and we needed to get home, have a quick dinner, and head off to the final little league game of the season. However, we were at a complete standstill [...]

Fit To Be Tied Friday

My 5-year-old — who doesn’t know a vampire from a werewolf — is now positive she is Team Jacob. Funny, yet kind of disturbing when you think about it. It just goes to show you how much of an effect society has on our little ones.
Now, let me start by saying that I am a [...]

Fit To Be Tied Friday

I read a tweet the other day that said, “Must be doing Facebook wrong. All my posts come out bitter and everyone else’s come out fake and happy.”
I had to laugh because this is so true with me. I mean, I try not to be the downer & rain on someone else’s parade but what [...]

Fit To Be Tied Friday

I have to admit — our family has had a case of “Beiber Fever” lately. It’s true — and we owe it to my son’s gift card purchase, which I thought would be another Transformer or Backugan to add to the mix. However, this time, he surprisingly passed up the toy aisle and marched [...]

Fit To Be Tied Friday

You say you want a revolution …. yeah, you know. We all want to change the world. Are you singin’ it?
LUNCH LADIES, Beware. Jamie Oliver is about to ROCK. YOUR. WORLD.
Fried cheese? Is it really an appropriate lunch? Certainly someone couldn’t argue that this is an actual healthy meal for an 8 year old growing [...]

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